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Gentlemen of the BTC
April 4, 2024

 

 

 

 

We have some sad news to report that LEE TEW, our longest and oldest member, has passed away this Tuesday. A private service was held today for immediate family. He would have turned 94 yrs. old this June. He lived a long, full-filling, and successful life as well as being a great and dedicated member to the Club. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family. Rest in peace Lee.

 

 *****A big congratulations to Scott Lee for Bowling a 300 in the second game!*****

 

300 game

 

Scott also had a 289 in his 3rd game as well as 204 for a 793 scratch series. I believe Scott is the first BTC member to bowl a 300 game in the league as President.

 

 

On the Mend

I spoke to Greg Lewis and it appears that he is on the comeback. His doctor cleared him with no restrictions. He bowled a practice game and said he felt good.  Welcome back Greg!

 

Overheard at the Bowling Alley

 

Getting out of my car in the parking lot, a red Buick pulls in with windows rolled down and stereo volume set to 11 blaring Sweet Caroline. Walking past him heading to the entrance I felt myself singing “BA, BA, BA.”  (Not “So good!, So good!) Thank you, Dennis Samoska!

 

Gar Ward comes in and sets up for bowling as usual. He takes off his tennis shoes, puts his right bowling shoe on his right foot. Then he puts his right tennis shoe on his left foot. Continuing with his warm-up routing he gets to the lane to throw a practice shot and looks down at his feet. Both toes were angled in the same direction. “Well that doesn’t look right.”  Keep practicing Gar you’ll get it!

 

A little back and forth between Kaz and Serritella

Serritella “If I get my ball speed under 16 mph, I’ll start striking.”

Kaz “Well do it!”

Serritella “I can’t”

Kaz “We need it!”

Silence

Kaz “What happened there”

Serritella “I dropped the ball.”

Kaz “I drop the ball all the time and I never leave that!”

 

Kaz “I missed my mark”

Serritella “I hope so!”

 

Anthony Serritella’s ticket was drawn for a chance at the Corner Pin pot…It rolled over again

 

Please assist me with my new newsletter idea.  I think it would be fun to feature every week an ‘Overheard at the Bowling Alley’ and Overheard at the Tennis Court’ and ‘Overheard on the Golf Course’ piece. Text me @ 708-927-0480 with any and all comments, banter or just plain rude remarks and who said it. Andy Zilis or I will edit appropriately.

 

Happy April Birthdays

 

Bill Lillwitz (2), Jack Brown (4), Pete Van Henkelum (8), Ron Harwig (9), Jack Samoska (10), Chuck Schwenn (23)

 

 

Parting thought:

A Golfers Dilemma

So, you are playing for the Club Championship and after 17 holes you and your partner are dead even. You have the honors off the 18th tee. You hit your drive right down the middle of the fairway 250 yards, your opponent shanks one straight right in the middle of the woods.

You help him look for the ball for about 10 minutes and finally he says to you “Why don’t you go back and hit your second shot. I’ll look for my ball for a couple more minutes and if I don’t find it, I’ll go back and tee up again.”

You go out the fairway and hit your second shot. It’s perfect, it lands about 10 feet from the pin. Just as your ball hits the green from out of the woods you hear “I found it.” The ball comes flying out of the woods and drops about 4 inches from the pin.

Here is the dilemma…

Do you take the cheating bastards ball out of your pocket and confront him with it?

Or do you just keep your mouth shut?

 

Lee Kaz

2024 Secretary

Lee@AscendWealthPlanning.com

708-927-0480 cell

https://builderstee.com/

 

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Chairmen, Greg Lewis & Rich Schroeder, can issue the notices, so contact one of us, when needed.  If it's a general notice, it will also appear on our website, near the top of the current newsletter page.  On occasion, a notice may need to refer you to the website, for more information, as the text notice is limited to 100 characters.  Let Rich know if additional information needs to be posted to the website.  Currently there are 139 members signed up for Golf notices thru this service.

 

 

SOMETHING NEW FOR OUR MEMBERS - We are going to put a video, etc. on the web site, that's "in the news" or good for your tennis game (Click Here) or for the bowlers (Click Here).  Here's also the bonus link, to help get your golf game in shape for next season.  If anyone has photos or videos to share, of our Club in action, please email them to Webmaster@builderstee.com If your screen ever displays out-dated information, try to Refresh your PC first (F5 key).  The website has recently been updated to be more "mobile-device friendly".  Try visiting us from your tablet or smart phone, and send us your feedback.

Also, remember to check the "Other/Fleamarket" page for golf-related equipment for sale & upcoming golf events from our members.  Advertising here is FREE, for members only.  Click HERE for bowling scores & statsClick HERE for current golf handicaps & Full Season Golf Schedule Last year's financial report as presented by our Treasurer (click here).   Click Here to sign up  for Rained-Out text messages (click here for instructions). 

(CLICK for the 2023-2024 Bowling season rules)

  Golf News:

As we prepare for golf season soon here are some distance goals to guide you.

 

golf club distance chart

Average golfer driving distances by age

·        Age 10-19: 234.2 yards

·        Age 20-29: 239.7 yards

·        Age 30-39: 233.7 yards

·        Age 40-49: 225.9 yards

·        Age 50-59: 215.4 yards

·        Age 60-69: 204.5 yards

        Age 70 and up: 190.4 yards

 

 

Tennis Report – Al Baldermann

 

Good turnout, 18 players.  One week left of regular tennis until the championship starts on 4/16 and continues 4/23 and 4/30.

 

9 of us went to dinner after tennis to celebrate Bill Lillwitz’s birthday.  Great time.

 

Results:

Court 1

Cleary                        15/25

Johnson                     15/25

Rollins                       13/25

Lillwitz                         7/25

 

Court 2

Kosek                       18/27

Darabaris                  15/27

Kahlhammer             11/27

Abramowicz              10/27

 

Court 3

Bewley                      15/24

Ganz                         12/24

Schroeder                 11/20

Anderson                  12/24

DiNolfo                      4/20

 

Court 4

Kees                          12/18

Heraty                       11/18

Reschke                      8/18

Schiera                        8/18

Baldermann                2/16

 

The championship teams are as follows:

1.             Cleary and Rooks

2.             Johnson and DiNolfo

3.             Rayson(4/16)/Kosek(4/23, 4/30) and Anderson

4.             Rollins and Baldermann

5.             Darabaris and Bewley

6.             Chevron and Ganz

7.             Heraty and Kees

8.             Schiera(4/16)/Lillwitz(4/23, 4/30) and Kahlhammer

9.             Abramowicz and Dr. Park

10.          Schroeder and Reschke

 

Rules of engagement will be published next week.

 

Don’t forget GIO next Tuesday, 4/9.

 

 

 

BOWLING NEWS

 

Congratulations to Scott Lee on his 300 game and 793 scratch series (805 handicap, series). Other newsworthy handicap scores for the week were shot by: Jim Eppolito 735, Matt Janda 727, David Schwenn 725, John Delano 720, Tom Kelly 718, Jack Brown 717, Derrick Bay 713, Gar Ward 706.

 

I was not at bowling this past Tuesday due to a family trip to Florida for Easter! Please see the updated standings and pot winners from this past week. As a reminder this coming Tuesday is the last regular week of bowling. On Tuesday 4-16-24, we will have the final position round of the 2nd Half and crown our 2nd Half Champions. Tuesday 4-23-24, will be the Championship Roll-off for the Bowling Season. Our Calcutta, end of season pay-off, and end of the year banquet will be on Tuesday 4-30-24. If you have a question about any of these dates of formats, please see me on Tuesday, I look forward to seeing you all at bowling Tuesday.

 

Keith Tadevich – Bowling Secretary

 

 

 

Lane Assignments, Standings & Pots

 

 

Lane Assignments 
Lanes 1 & 2 3 & 4 5 & 6 7 & 8 9 & 10 11 & 12
4/9/2024 12 vs. 8 1 vs. 6 10 vs. 7 11 vs. 2 5 vs. 3 9 vs. 4
4/16/2024 Divisional Position Round - TBD
Standings
# Builders Tee Club W L YTD W # Builders Tee Club W L YTD W
5 Smokey's Bandits * 43 27 106 2 Tri-Star 49 21 88
4 Traitors 42.5 27.5 91.5 9 Beggar's Pizza 43 27 77
10 Creative Colors 38 32 78 8 Arena Lanes * 34 36 76
11 Oak Forest Bowl 37 33 87 1 Burr Oak Bowl 33 37 68.5
7 Band of Brothers 33 37 79 12 Ascend Welath Planning 30.5 40 67.5
3 Bright Metals 25 45 71.5 6 Mama Vesuvio 12 58 24
Game 1 Handicap 1st Game Doubles
1st Place  Tom Kelly 301 1st Place Dennis Samoska Sr. & 541
2nd Place Jim Eppolito 280 Tom Kelly
Game 2
1st Place  Matt Janda 317 2nd Place Randy Giovannetti & 540
2nd Place Bill Slusarczyk 250 Tom Kelly
Game 3
1st Place  John Roberts 279 2nd Game
2nd Place Joe Eppolito 278 1st Place Craig O'Reilly & 514
Scott Lee
Mystery Pot
1st Game Jay Skieriewcz 167 2nd Place  John Paliga & 507
John Paliga  167 Bill Slusarczyk
2nd Game  No Winner
3rd Game
Last Game Handicap 1st Place  John Delano & 543
1st Place  John Roberts 279 Jack Brown
2nd Place John Delano 276
3rd Place Jack Brown 267 2nd Place John Roberts & 522
Tony Alexander
Clean Pots
Forward Tom Kelly  14 2nd Game Blind Doubles
Reverse Scott Lee 28 1st Place Tom Ollenberger & 508
30 No Winner 30 Dwight Hammond
Handicap Survivor 2nd Place Bill Slusarczyk & 508
1st Place Jack Brown 267 John Paliga
2nd Place Bill Slusarczyk 220
3rd Place Derrick Bay 213 3rd Place  Derrick Bay & 487
Jack Brown